Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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