Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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