Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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