He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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