Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think your dad took our porno
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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