What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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