is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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