It's Friday. Sex?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Less talking, more tequila
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Come share oat with me in your robe
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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