Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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