I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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