im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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