Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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