I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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