have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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