I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize