I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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