So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
where am i from again
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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