chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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