They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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