even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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