His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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