Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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