But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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