well I can't set my house on fire every night
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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