Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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