So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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