the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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