is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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