i barfeds in our rink
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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