Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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