I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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