okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus