I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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