He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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