we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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