It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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