I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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