look no pants
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Randomize
