Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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