She is in my trunk
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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