Me too!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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