i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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