just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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