Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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