His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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