1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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