This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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