On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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