So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
All the doctor said was why