So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?