at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse