So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
