It's like God shit irony all over that family
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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