dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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