This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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