I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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