it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You can make out without kissing
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