if only i could text you this smell
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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