hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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